maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
Australia here I come
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if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
(Source: khaleesiofpizza, via orgasm)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
(via defeation)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via wildcarelessandfree)
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
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