May 2013
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
thealbinoweave:
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
drunktrophywife:
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
projects at the end of the school year
mollywhoaftw:
crowleys-angel:
crayolaxmonster:
tayvengeance:
4rcticmonkey:
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
meladoodle:
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
morrissarty:
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
otheranimals:
is your name math because i have a problem with you
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
janecrocker:
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
burgrs:
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
greatwhiteprivilege:
don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
don’t
don’t
don’t
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
